Reservations at Per Se open up at 10 AM exactly sixty days before each dining day. Unfortunately, on this trip, I had not initially planned on dining at Per Se, but thought I'd give it a try once we decided to dine at Le Bernardin. I called them up and miraculously there was one last table available on the last night that we'd be in New York at the last seating time (10pm). When they asked if I'd take the reservation, I replied with an enthusiastic "Of course!" (I also mentioned that I would be taking pictures of the food and that I work with ambient light and no flash. The reservationist informed me it would not be a problem.)


After a few more minutes, Olivia came back and asked this question: "Where have you dined?" and then waited for me to respond. A little confused by the question, I began to ramble on about our first dinner we had during our vacation at Le Bernardin. There wasn't any discrenable reaction from her, so I started to talk about some of the other meals we had in New York. Then I realized that I might not have understood the question, so I asked her what she was asking and she said that since I write about food, where else had I dined. Once, I knew the scope of the question, I began to talk about Coi, Uchi, Providence, and Manresa. When I started talking about the cuisine at Manresa, Tina stopped me because I was rambling. Then we awkwardly stared at each other for a few seconds until Olivia nodded and left. Tina and I were left with a general feeling of confusion and we were not comfortable at all. We've documented our meals at a lot of restaurants over the years, and we couldn't remember the last time we felt so strange or awkward.
A couple minutes later (after discussing how uncomfortable we were and how none of the staff seemed to smile except one guy who was serving another table on the other side of the restaurant), I got up to go to the restroom to wash my hands (since we had ridden the subway over). I wandered around for a couple seconds (not seeing a server to ask about the location of a washroom) before making my way back toward the entrance. (This did not help my feeling of general disorientation and awkwardness.) I found a restroom where I washed my hands and came back to our table. While approaching, I noticed that my serviette was still clumped on the table where I had left it a couple minutes before. (I had expected it to be folded by the staff while I was away.) I looked at Tina, and she gave me a look back which could only mean "I know! Can you believe it?"
For a dinner which costs (at minimum) $275 per person at a restaurant that is the highest rated for service in all of New York City, this was not going according to expectation. We waited another fifteen minutes during which time people stoicly stopped to refill our water and move briskly away. Then the food started and the service began to warm up a bit. By the third course, we were getting our smiles, small talk, and chatting about the cuisine and all was right with the world again.



"Sabayon" of Pearl Tapioca with Beau Soleil Oysters and Sterling White Sturgeon Caviar
The small spheres of tapioca in the slightly acidic but also briney sauce blended very well with the sweet, salty oyster chunks and the crisp (and of course salty) caviar. This first "official" course is designed to open up the appetite and there is no doubt that it accomplishes just that.
These three opening bites (which are served at both The French Laundry and Per Se preceding each meal) do an excellent job setting the stage and the tone of the food to come. Simple yet striving for perfection. Playful while maintaining balance in contrasts of texture and flavor. Decadent but comforting.


Compressed Seckel Pears, Cauliflower Purée and Brown Butter Vinaigrette
The dish was fruity and vegetal with a sweet complementary sauce.

Marshmallow "aux Épices Douces," Blis Maple Syrup Gelée, Yan Purée and Honey Poached Cranberries
This was the most amazing foie gras perparation that I have ever had. I love it when foie gras is served cold au torchon or lightly seared and presented with something sweet (usually a fine jam or puree), something salty, and crostini to spread it upon. This preparation was out of this world.}?>





Globe Artichokes, Swiss Chard Ribs, Meyer Lemon, Parsley Shoots and Caper Cream
This was one of the most perfect fish courses we've ever been served. In fact, we enjoyed it more than any of the fish courses we had at Le Bernardin (where they focus on fish and where we agreed that every course was executed without error). The Meyer lemon slice (which was gently blanched by pouring boiling simple syrup over thin slices and allowed to cool) was one of the best uses of citrus I've experienced and the pairing with artichokes and capers (in the form of a cream sauce) was incredible.


Grapefruit Confit, Belgian Endive Leaves and Crystallized Parsnips
This was the only course where we felt there was a serious problem. Although the flavors were very good, the lobster tail was chewy - very chewy. Compared to the butter poached lobster presented to us at Le Bernardin, Per Se's lobster fell short by a considerable margin. Where the chewiness was welcome at Le Bernardin (releasing flavor at every bite and breaking down after a couple bites), the lobster here was fatigue inducing. No matter how many times I chewed, I could not break down the flesh. It wasn't rubbery, the shellfish yielded and parted with each bite, but it never fully broke apart in the mouth - somehow managing to stay connected. However big a piece I cut (through much effort and several strokes with the knife) on the plate was how big a piece I'd have to swallow.

Caramelized Savoy Cabbage, Brussels Sprouts, Chestnuts and "Sauce Périgourdine"
The stuffed quail we had was amazingly tender with an incredibly flavorful stuffing. I am a big fan of stuffing, but only in small quantities. This was perfect - a thin layer of salty, flavorful stuffing surrounded by tender browned quail.


Chanterella Mushrooms, Caramelized Salsify, Hakurei Turnips, Watercress and "Vinaigrette de Langue de Veau"
This is my favorite cut of beef - the rib eye cap (or spinalis dorsi) - so I was excited to taste it from Snake River Farms (perhaps the best source of Wagyu beef within the United States). A couple years ago, we had a preparation of A5 Wagyu rib eye cap from the Miyazaki prefecture of Japan (at Alexander's Steakhouse) that was so incredible that it brought tears to my eyes. This preparation is probably the second best rib eye cap that I've had. The only downside was the brioche breadcrumb and parsley breading that was seared onto the cut was a bit oversalted, so I only ate a fraction of that with the beef. Also, by this time it was well past midnight and we were getting stuffed.


Serrano Ham, Compressed Fennel, Black Mission Fig and Licorice Honey
This cheese course was excellent. This firm cow's milk chese was both nutty and salty which worked very well with the fresh figs and licorice flavors. The use of the compressed fennel and honey was as perfect a use for licorice and anise flavors as I can imagine.

Madras Curry Sablé and Kaffir Lime Soda
This palate cleansing transition between savory and sweets was served with compressed pineapple cubes and a thin powdered sugar rice wafer.


Apple "Crème Pâtissière," Caramel Jelly, Poached Snow Apples, Root Beer Soda and Caramel Ice Cream
This was my dessert and I remember enjoying it tremendously, but not the specific details.

Passionfruit-Chocolate Crémeux, Earl Grey Génoise, Passionfruit Mousse and Earl Grey Ice Cream
Tina enjoyed her dessert, but I didn't much care for the parts that I tasted. I thought some of it was to tart and bitter for my taste. I guess that's why we chose different desserts!
At around 1:10 AM, we finally reached the last item on our menu which was simply labelled "Mignardises". What that single word failed to convey was that it wasn't just going to be a few bonbons and jellies... it was going to be what seemed like a never ending line of sweet desserts parading across our table over the next half hour (where we had to turn most of them down).


This was a cappuccino semifreddo topped with steamed milk served alongside cinnamon sugared doughnut balls. The semifreddo was excellent - the perfect chilled coffee flavored custard matched nicely against the contrasting warm temperature of the milk foam. The doughnuts were the greatest doughnuts I have ever tasted. The perfect amount of resistance, balanced flavors of sugar, spice, and yeast, and insanely perfect texture. The doughnut was so good that I made a yelping noise and insisted that Tina try one even though she said she was too full to eat another bite. She ate one and was just as stunned as I was. Best. Doughnuts. Ever.








At some point during this procession of desserts, Olivia told us that Tyler, one of our backservers, would love to take us on a tour of the kitchens when we were ready. I eagerly agreed and after settling the bill we joined Tyler a few minutes before 2 AM to walk through the main kitchen, private dining room, bakery (which Per Se shared with Bouchon), and prep areas.
While in the main kitchen, Tyler (who was an expiditer at The French Laundry before he moved to New York earlier this year) explained how the pass (the table/fixture that divides the cooking area from the rest of the restaurant where final plating/inspection occurs and the wait staff picks up completed dishes) is covered with white linen during service but was now taken down to its shiny metal surface for cleaning (a task they do two times a day by decree of Chef Keller). He then pointed out the flat screen TV mounted above the pass (along with a teleconferencing video camera aimed down at the pass and us) where we could see The French Laundry in middle of preparing dishes for their final seating. The linen covered pass from the other side of the United States was clearly visible as were the dishes being plated by smooth and quick (but not hurried or rushed) staff. To the left was a dark haired man with his arms crossed peering down at the plating. He looked up, smiled at us, and waved. I began waving back and smiling like an idiot. Thomas Keller had waved at me! According to Tina, I kept waving until they made me stop... but I have no memory of these details. All I know is that in my excitement that Chef Keller had waved at me and I had waved back, I completely forgot to take pictures for the next several minutes. I'm going to use the excuse that it was a few minutes shy of 2 AM, and I was still in awe of exchanging greetings with Thomas Keller. A picture would have been nice, though.

One final note: I tried to provide the reference to the recipe that is closest to what we ate with each dish when available. FLC## = The French Laundry Cookbook and the number is the page number. B## = Bouchon. The macaroons may have been the same ones presented in Indulge on Page 25 while the final sandwich cookies may have been a variant on the shortbread cookies presented in Indulge on Page 12.
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